Who says poetry has to be serious all the time? Sometimes a lighthearted poem can be just what you need to brighten up your day. And what better subject for a funny poem than breasts? Here are some hilarious poems that celebrate the beauty and absurdity of breasts.
"Ode to My Boobs"
Oh breasts, how I adore thee
Thou art my pride and joy
Without thee, I would be flat as a board
And that would be no fun at all
Thou jiggliest when I run
And bounciest when I dance
But even when I'm standing still
Thou art a sight to behold
So here's to my breasts, my loyal friends
I'll love thee until the end
"The Ballad of the Bra"
Oh bra, how do I love thee?
Let me count the ways
Thou art my faithful companion
Through thick and thin and all my days
Thou lifteth and separateth
And keepeth my boobs in line
Without thee, I'd be a mess
And that would be no fun of mine
So thank you, dear bra, for all you do
For holding me up and seeing me through
I couldn't make it without you
And that's the honest truth
"The Tale of the Tassels"
Once upon a time, there were two tassels
That lived upon a pair of breasts
They were quite fond of swinging and swaying
And putting their owners to the test
One day, the tassels decided to rebel
And break free from their bra prison
They swung and twirled and caused a commotion
Bringing delight to all who were listenin'
But soon enough, the tassels grew tired
And returned to their rightful place
For even though they loved to dance
They knew they'd never win the race
So here's to the tassels, wild and free
May they keep on dancing, just for thee
"A Poem for the Uniboob"
Oh uniboob, thou art a sight to see
Two breasts melded into one
Thou art a marvel of modern engineering
And a source of endless fun
Thou art a wonder to behold
A testament to the power of the bra
Without it, thou would be two separate beasts
Instead, thou art a superstar
So here's to the uniboob, a thing of beauty
A symbol of unity and strength
May thou continue to inspire and amuse
And bring joy to all who see thy length